The People's Elbow

Mutual Aid Massage

"This isn't a gimmick. It's mutual aid with muscle."

Fighting the Forces of Tension, one elbow at a time!

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Our Mission

Justice. Relief. One elbow at a time.

The People's Elbow stands ready to defend your community against the Forces of Tension! We're not just another massage service - we're a mutual aid initiative bringing care directly to card shops, community markets, and spaces where people gather.

With our 50/50 split model, we ensure that both the massage therapist and host venues benefit equally. When you join the Convention of Tension Prevention, you become part of a movement dedicated to community wellness. No upselling, no data collection, just pure community-focused care.

No Mission Creep

We amplify local causes without imposing our own agenda.

Mutual Aid over Branding

We serve communities without collecting emails or upselling packages.

Kayfabe with Integrity

Our superhero persona makes care approachable with sincere intentions.

Who is The People's Elbow?

Licensed Massage Therapist. Community Organizer. Tension-Fighting Superhero.

Behind the golden cape is Alex, Licensed MT #013193 - a massage therapist who believes that community care shouldn't cost communities their autonomy.

The People's Elbow persona emerged from a simple realization: wellness services can feel intimidating or clinical. A superhero character makes care more approachable while maintaining professional standards and genuine therapeutic skill.

"Proving that communities can build their own infrastructure for care. One massage, one venue, one $10/year website at a time."

Licensed MT #013193 - Professional credentials, superhero heart
50/50 Model Pioneer - No hidden fees, no upselling, no mission creep
Open Source Advocate - Building tools communities can own
The People's Elbow providing professional massage therapy

Professional equipment meets superhero dedication

🎉 BUILD 100: A Milestone in Mutual Aid 🎉

We've reached build 100 of The People's Elbow website! This milestone represents our commitment to transparency, community-driven development, and the radical idea that mutual aid infrastructure should be freely copyable.

Copy This Site for $10/Year

This entire website - forms, database, hosting, and all - runs on Cloudflare for about $10 per year. No hidden costs, no vendor lock-in, no corporate dependencies.

Steal this site! Fork our open-source code, adapt it for your community's mutual aid project, and start serving your neighbors with the same low-cost, high-impact approach.

Mutual aid means building infrastructure that communities can own, understand, and replicate. Every commit, every build, every improvement is documented and freely shareable.

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Our Services

Small Business Pop-ups

Bring The People's Elbow to card shops, nail salons, fitness centers, boutiques, and other small businesses for events and community days.

Host-Driven Fundraising

You choose the cause - hyper-local community targets work best. Massage sessions raise funds for YOUR chosen community initiative.

Community Events

Special events, festivals, and community gatherings where people come together and could use some tension relief.

Professional-Grade Arsenal

Behind the superhero persona lies serious professional equipment.

Professional Chair Massage Setup - Ergonomic, portable, and comfortable for clients of all sizes
Theragun Pro Plus - Professional-grade percussion therapy device for deep muscle treatment
Professional Topicals - Cryoderm pain relief gel with anti-inflammatory botanicals plus separate CBD topicals for enhanced treatment options
Climate Control System - Large battery-powered fan with misting option plus outdoor tent for hot event comfort
Licensed MT #013193

Professional credentials meet superhero dedication

Join the Convention of Tension Prevention

Partner with The People's Elbow

Ready to stand against the Forces of Tension? Join the Convention of Tension Prevention and become a vital ally in the fight for community wellness!

We operate on a simple, transparent 50/50 split model. Your share can be reinvested in your community however you see fit - enhance your space, support your team, or fund local initiatives. The choice is yours!

"Twenty square feet of your store. Immeasurable impact on your community."

  • Become a recognized member of the Convention
  • Increased foot traffic to your location
  • Enhanced customer experience
  • Direct contribution to fighting tension in your community
  • Zero overhead costs
  • Simple scheduling system

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Community Impact

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Impact Stories

The Convention is just beginning! Join us to create the first stories.

Where to Find Us

Convention territories coming soon!

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Upcoming Appearances

Ready to host the first People's Elbow event? Join the Convention!

Contact

Get in Touch

Have questions about The People's Elbow? Want to learn more about our mutual aid massage service?

[email protected]
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